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my mom is such a liar and so chinese. but i still love her. =)

minnie (on the phone): denice, if a box of cupcake mix was expired a year ago should i still use it?
me: does it say sell by or use by?
minnie: it says use by..
me: naahh don't use it
mom: but it's good! it still looks good!
me: YEAH but it was expired a YEAR ago. hm.. smell it. how does it smell?
mom: it smells GREAT. it smells really good!
minnie: denice! mom didn't even open the bag!
me: LIAR!
minnie: denice! mom just opened the bag and stuck the flour in her mouth!
mom: see! it's so yummy