2 more conversations:
1) TERRIBLE
me: i want an even number of children. i want 4 children.
jared: what if you accidentally had a 5th one? would you have to have a 6th one?
daniel t-"cluck" lau: you should sell it. but wait till it gets a little older, it'll be worth more if it can hold a gun.
TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE.
2) clinical at the VA Medical Center
weird old man: i just have to say, what is a 16 year old doing here in the VA? are you a doctor?
me: heh heh.. no i'm a nursing student.
weird old man: well you're a very good looking 16 year old nursing student. keep up the good work!
HELP, MOMMY!
apparently your brain uses up about 20-30% of the oxygen of your total body consumption. it simply uses up .10 of a calorie per minute, but 1.5 calories while you're studying. this makes me happy to know that those long hours in the library do not go to waste (well maybe it does)! that each minute of studying is another calorie burned! be motivated. there is hope. let those calories burn.
SHOOT. i just saw another mouse in andy and dan's apartment! i'm telling you, they coming for revenge!!
when i think about my middle school days, teeny boppers, dingly key chains, and distorted grammar (lyk, haiii! wussup? how r u? lyk omg, i miss ya and luv ya! muahzzz!! ~~xoxoxox~~ >.<) come to mind. you might think i'm going to shake my head at them, but in actuality, i think their language is quite effective for text messaging! for example, i have 160 characters to use for one text. if i go over, i automatically start a new text. it doesn't matter if it's 161 or 162 characters, i will be charged for 2 text messages. so in attempt to save those precious 10 cents that could be used in case of emergency, i was able to transform a 203 character text to exactly 160. here's the new message: wen u're dun lets go 2 costco & buy da rest of da stuff. den 2 da lib? hav a gr8 time w/ ur parents! & do u hav my list of dings 2 buy? ha dun u luv my grammar. other than the fact that almost every other word is underlined in red, i was able to send this message (and the last line!) with only one text. it was a great feeling. i feel quite proud. thank you teeny bopper days. =)
IS IT TRUE THAT MAE IS PERFORMING TONIGHT AT AFTERHOURS!?!
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Parents --> 'rents
Grammar --> Gramma
Hahaha I like that conversation with the "Weird old man" (you're a good looking 16 year old)!
Mice are cute... they're like little balls of fluff and teeny facial features and paws. Aaaaw
When I think of middle school days, I think of boys with saggy pants and girls dressed in black and white and those little triangular bags with strings instead of straps (I forget what they're called). I used to think I was soooo cool haha
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